This site contains several tools for smoothing the waters between you and your beloved, only one of which is knowing when to go into a monthly period of refusing to speak lest what you say incriminate you.

Let's address that one first: You register a codeword for the female in question, record the 'D-day' for her, and then choose the form of the reminder. A week before the time of the blood monster, we send you a reminder - cunningly disguised, if you so wish. You can also fine-tune the period of time prior that the warning is sent - all women are different. Which is why we love them so much ..

Relationship maintenance: You're here reading this because you love them to much to leave / have them commited. So , squeeze the MAXIMUM points by doing a few simple things.

Record a few simple, basic 'heads-up' warning dates - birthdays, anniversaries. We'll warn you when it's time to buy a gift / be nice / call her parents.

Hint notes: We don't have the steel-trap memory that women claim to have, but we are expected to remember subtle hints and clues about their preferences. Being seen to recall these is a BIG point scorer. Use the hint notes section to record this data.

Journal: It can be hard to pin down when, exactly, you should set the warning to appear. Use the journal a second memory. It's also useful for say, recording facts that she continually remembers and wins arguments with.